I mostly reblog so most of the stuff seen here do not belong to me unless stated otherwise. :)

 

Blueberries piss me the fuck off

all1sees:

They’re BLUE.

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but mashed, they’re PURPLE??

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AND WHEN SKINNED, WE SEE THE INSIDES ARE GREEN?????

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WHAT THE EVERLIVING FUCK, BLUEBERRIES?!

wickedclothes:

Wicked Clothes presents our latest item: the 'Floral Rib Cage' Shirt!

Printed on American Apparel tri-blend shirts for an ultra-soft feel.

Just because you’re so wonderful, use coupon code ‘SHIPFREE’ to get free shipping on all domestic orders today! 

Hurry and order now!

Women do not have to:

clemlin:

vegankatie:

  • be thin
  • give birth
  • cook for you
  • have long hair
  • wear makeup
  • have sex with you
  • be feminine
  • be graceful
  • shave
  • diet
  • be fashionable
  • wear pink
  • love men
  • be the media’s idea of perfection
  • listen to your bullshit
  • have a vagina

This is very true, but it’s important to remember that if a woman is feminine, graceful, shaves, diets, wears make up, or does any of these things in the list, it doesn’t make her a slave to patriarchy or any less of a feminist than you.

BLESS.

(Source: defendfeminism)

shslequius:

"homework" *tired zombie noises*

"studying" *sad zombie noises*

"responsibilities" *disgusted zombie noises*

"internet" *happy zombie noises*

(Source: clgdoublelifts)

tobitakas:

despairkomaeda:

I NEED THE WRESTLING GIF WHERE THE REF SLIDES ALONG THE FLOOR THATS MY FAV

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also as an added bonus

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scoregasm:

crystal-shines:

What a delightful sleeping bag

If someone broke into your tent trying to murder you you could just scare them off as a bear.

scoregasm:

crystal-shines:

What a delightful sleeping bag

If someone broke into your tent trying to murder you you could just scare them off as a bear.

demondetoxmanual:

demondetoxmanual:

demondetoxmanual:

It’s been a while since I’ve last done a giveaway. As (some of) you know: my giveaways are always for my followers only.

This is not some silly little way to gain followers. I have thousands of followers and if I could, I’d give each and every single one of them a gift, but that would be too much to financially handle. Anyway. Please, for the love of god, do not follow me only because you want these items. If you want to follow me - do it for the right reasons.

And now… have fun and good luck! 
My ask is always open for questions. <3
Thank You - to everyone who’s been a friend to me since I joined tumblr all these years ago. *kisses*
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To clear things up… 
the giveaway items are:
1967 CHEVROLET IMPALA 1:64 Scale (Limited Edition / Die-Cast Metal Chassis. Vehicle measures approximately 3 inches long.)
Samulet (incl. leather-band… )
Winner will be chosen via random number generator and notified by me via ask. If the winner doesn’t answer within 24hrs I’ll pick another one.

ONLY 2 DAYS LEFT!

 GIVEAWAY ENDS IN 5 HOURS!!!

demondetoxmanual:

demondetoxmanual:

demondetoxmanual:

It’s been a while since I’ve last done a giveaway. As (some of) you know: my giveaways are always for my followers only.

This is not some silly little way to gain followers. I have thousands of followers and if I could, I’d give each and every single one of them a gift, but that would be too much to financially handle. Anyway. Please, for the love of god, do not follow me only because you want these items. If you want to follow me - do it for the right reasons.

And now… have fun and good luck! 

My ask is always open for questions. <3

Thank You - to everyone who’s been a friend to me since I joined tumblr all these years ago. *kisses*

__________________________

To clear things up…

the giveaway items are:

  • 1967 CHEVROLET IMPALA 1:64 Scale (Limited Edition / Die-Cast Metal Chassis. Vehicle measures approximately 3 inches long.)
  • Samulet (incl. leather-band… )

Winner will be chosen via random number generator and notified by me via ask. If the winner doesn’t answer within 24hrs I’ll pick another one.

ONLY 2 DAYS LEFT!

GIVEAWAY ENDS IN 5 HOURS!!!

Being married someday is going to be so cool. Like you get to come home to your best friend every single day and just do life together.

(via krnandy)

(Source: psych-facts)